okay.
guys.


we all know that not every guy is the same, so keep in mind I'm not pointing all these things at all guys. 'cause I'm not so gentlemen, don't get irritated at this

just a lil' advice/knowledge from me (and other chickadees) to you:

1. When you're out with your girlfriend, crush, whatever, we DO NOT want to hear who is hott-unless you're talking about us

2. (few men have the stupidity/courage to do this) we DO NOT want to hear about who's bobs are fake. that's just telling us that you're looking. xP

3. sometimes, us girls totally gorge ourselves. it may be while we're out with you guys or somewhere else but DON'T YOU DARE say something rude along the lines of "you shouldn't eat that" or "Haven't you had enough?'' because THAT is never good to say to us and may result in many (unpleasant) things happening to you

~ and on the other half of that, if we're not eating DON'T spazz. I cannot even begin to explain how upset I get when someone tells me I should eat or something. STFU if we're not hungry we're not hungry, don't cram food down our throats! D:  
And if it's something like anorexia you're worried about DON'T tell us we're anorexic eithe. ughn XP

4. okay here's the tricky part. sometimes we're moody-don't rub it in our face D: or ultimate death will result. you can put two and two together, don't notify us of our functions XP

5. I do not suggest you date our sisters or reeeeeely close friends. this hasn't happened to me (yet?)-but I can tell you one thing, that's like poking a beehive. it also might be that the sister/friend is after your sorry but for dumping their sister/friend and it's all a trap! D8

6. sometimes when we say every thing's fine we're lying. due to this you're allowed to ask two (three's pushing it) more times, and if we insist then drop it

7. we love to  talk. don't be appalled when we say several sentences rapid fire without stopping to breathe. its kinda natural to some of us

8. JUST because we wear a skirt doesn't mean we want something or are trying to get attention or something. sometimes I just like wearing a skirt, don't make assumptions! XP

9. some girls believe in celibacy before marrige-aka abstinence. if you're not sure what that means, in lame terms it means: no sex before marriage. period. this is our choice, so don't get all freaked over it-its not cool if you react like "ohhhhhhh I didn't know you were like that" ....wtf is 'that'? its not a disease xP

10. always always always respect rule number 9. I don't care what's happening. you respect it-because if you can't respect that, we can't respect you

11. its always welcome and encouraged that you compliment your girlfriend or a girl you like. but don't go heavy on it and get really cheesy-that makes us feel awkward, and secondly we might suspect you want something in return.

12. unless we ask do not bring up past girl friends. and DON'T compare use either. you think I-or any other girls-want to date a guy who's constantly comparing us to this "Shelby" chick we don't even know?

13. crying is okay, if theres a reason or something, like a sad movie-but not too many girls like guys who cry more than them. it's just uncomfortable

14. hold the door for us! D: you don't have to do it all the time (its preferred though) but its nice occasionally. you know, when I was I dunno...6? my brother didn't hold the door for me, and the handle smaked me in the face
I was a flower girl with a BLACK eye. not good

15. you don't call=you don't care-yesh that's how we see it. we're not going to spazz every time you don't call, but if we call you and you don't call back, sometimes we get sad :(

16. three days. that's the rule. if you wanna go on a date, tell us three days in advance! i.e  you want to go to dinner wed. call sun or monday-we have to get everything in order!

17. pet names are cute! :3 but don't exchange them for our real names. just throw it in every now and then.

18. don't say something like "I was going to get you that but...." if you didn't get it, don't tell us! D:

19. don't bring up the future 24/7-it can scare us! I know this because I live in the moment, so don't scare me in talking about college or who I'll marry! I get there or marry them when I get there! I'm trying to survive now.

20. teasing can be fun-but try to keep in check, make sure you don't irritate us, and when we get that "I'm serious I mean it voice" that's a warning! :d

alright, I'll leave it at 20 for this session- there might be more later though!

also, keep in mind I don't speak for every girl, just as I don't speak to every one of you guys